Fire authorities in California found a
corpse in a burned
out section of forest while assessing the damage
done by a forest fire.
The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit,
complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers,
and face mask in the middle of the forest. A post-mortem
testrevealed that the man died not from burns,
but from massive internal injuries. Dental records
provided a positive identification. Investigators
then set about to determine how a fully clad diver
ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was
revealed that on the day of the fire, the man
went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from
the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control
the fire as quickly as possible, had called in
a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets.
Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at
the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making
like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was
doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket300
feet in the air and then airborne into smoke heaven.
________ Still having a bad day? Just
remember, it could be worse...
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after
the Exxon
Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special
ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the
wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate
them both.
___________________ Still think you are having
a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of
wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of
wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that
moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
_______________ STILL think you're having a
bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at
the cruelty
of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and
escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
_________________ What?! STILL having a bad
day??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return
to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was
the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
